{"id":1511,"date":"2024-08-03T04:21:55","date_gmt":"2024-08-03T04:21:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/movieguy247.com\/MovieGuy\/?p=1511"},"modified":"2024-10-14T13:59:48","modified_gmt":"2024-10-14T17:59:48","slug":"the-return-of-the-living-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/movieguy247.com\/MovieGuy\/2024\/08\/03\/the-return-of-the-living-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"The Return of the Living Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"The Return of the Living Dead <\/strong>(1985)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Orion\/Horror-Comedy\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 RT: 91 minutes\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Rated R (graphic violence and gore, decaying corpses, language, nudity)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Director: Dan O\u2019Bannon\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Screenplay: Dan O\u2019Bannon\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Music: Matt Clifford and Francis Haines\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cinematography: Jules Brenner\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Release date: August 16, 1985 (US)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cast: Clu Gulager, James Karen, Don Calfa, Thom Matthews, Beverly Randolph, John Philbin, Jewel Shepard, Miguel Nunez, Brian Peck, Linnea Quigley, Mark Venturini, Jonathan Terry, Cathleen Cordell, Allan Trautman, Drew Deighan, James Dalesandro.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Box Office: $14.2M (US)<\/p>\n

Rating<\/strong>: ****<\/p>\n

\u00a0Astrology buffs claim good things happen when the planets are in perfect alignment. That same concept can be applied to movies. Amazing things happen when everything is in perfect alignment. I cite the horror-comedy The Return of the Living Dead<\/strong> as a prime example. Rarely does a movie with so many great elements come together as perfectly as it does in this quasi-sequel\/spoof of George A. Romero\u2019s classic zombie flick Night of the Living Dead*.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Right off the bat, you have a spoof that openly references its source within the first ten minutes. That\u2019s just one of many cool things about The Return of the Living Dead<\/strong>, written and directed by Dan O\u2019Bannon whose impressive list of credits includes Alien, Dead & Buried, Lifeforce and Total Recall. It also has a cool cast, lots of gory special effects, a soundtrack filled with punk rock and death metal, a good storyline and a perfect mix of scares and laughs. Horror movies don\u2019t get better than this.<\/p>\n

\u00a0The opening titles inform us that The Return of the Living Dead<\/strong> is based on actual events and nothing has been changed to protect the innocent. We then go to a medical supply warehouse in Louisville, KY where Frank (Karen, Poltergeist) is training new employee Freddy (Matthews, Friday the 13th<\/sup> Part VI: Jason Lives) on his first day. Looking to impress the kid, Frank tells Freddy that Night of the Living Dead was based on truth and can prove it. The military tried to cover up an experiment gone horribly wrong (it caused reanimation in dead bodies) and barrels containing evidence of it accidentally ended up at the warehouse. They\u2019ve been stored in the basement ever since. Frank accidentally causes one of them to leak the toxic gas 2-4-5 Trioxin and sets in motion a night of the living dead (yep, I said it!).<\/p>\n

\u00a0The gas brings a cadaver back to life. The two bumbling employees call warehouse owner Burt (Gulager, A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy\u2019s Revenge) for help. They learn a hard lesson in zombie-ology when they discover destroying the brain doesn\u2019t kill a walking corpse. Neither does cutting off its head. Burt decides to dismember the corpse and take the parts to the mortuary across the street for cremation. Mortuary owner Ernie (Calfa, Weekend at Bernie\u2019s) reluctantly agrees to help them. Naturally, that leads to something even worse. The toxic gas released from the burning of the remains mixes with the rain which causes the residents of a nearby cemetery to rise from their graves.<\/p>\n

\u00a0As is typical of the genre, a group of teens is partying in the cemetery when this happens. They\u2019re friends of Freddy who got bored waiting for him to get off work so they decide to hang out in the cemetery until his shift ends. One of them is his girlfriend Tina (Randolph). The others are Suicide (Venturini, Friday the 13th<\/sup> Part V: A New Beginning), Spider (Nunez, Friday the 13th<\/sup> Part V: A New Beginning), Trash (Quigley, Silent Night, Deadly Night), Scuz (Peck, The Last American Virgin), Casey (Shepard, Hollywood Hot Tubs) and Chuck (Philbin, Children of the Corn). When the dead rise, it\u2019s open season on the living!<\/p>\n

\u00a0The Return of the Living Dead<\/strong> is the movie that introduced the idea of zombies eating brains. It\u2019s explained (by a captured half-corpse tied to a table) that it\u2019s the only way to alleviate the pain of being dead. Speaking of which, that\u2019s the state Frank and Freddy are gradually finding themselves in as a result of being exposed to the Trioxin. The paramedics on the scene are baffled they can\u2019t get a pulse or blood pressure reading, not to mention their body temperatures falling far below normal (70 degrees and dropping). It\u2019s Ernie that finally diagnoses them with a case of rigor mortis. It\u2019s touches like this that make The Return of the Living Dead<\/strong> so much bloody fun.<\/p>\n

\u00a0For me, the most important element of a horror flick is gore. Such is the nature of a gorehound. We crave the red stuff as much as the zombies in The Return of the Living Dead<\/strong> crave gray matter. There\u2019s plenty of both here. The zombies literally take bites out of the victims\u2019 skulls and start chowing down.\u00a0 It\u2019s wonderfully squishy and gross. The makeup effects are terrific. The rotting, decaying corpses are realistic looking yet comical. They look like something out of an EC comic book from the 50s. I like that they don\u2019t run. Everybody knows that real zombies don\u2019t run. They\u2019re not supposed to talk either but in the context of The Return of the Living Dead<\/strong>, I\u2019m willing to accept it. Besides, it\u2019s funny to hear them groan \u201cBrains!\u201d and \u201cSend more paramedics.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u00a0O\u2019Bannon understands both the source and the genre inside and out. He makes sure to goof on all the conventions including the stereotypical military guy, Colonel Glover (Terry, Halloween III), who\u2019s been looking for the missing barrels for 15 years. When he finally receives the phone call (on his special line) he\u2019s been waiting for, his calm demeanor as he handles the situation is a riot. Who knew there was a procedure for a zombie outbreak? It\u2019s great! Karen and Matthews are both very good as the witless protagonists; the chemistry between them is strong. Gulager and Calfa are also good as Burt and Ernie which, according to O\u2019Bannon, is NOT a reference to the characters on Sesame Street. He claims it was mere coincidence. I\u2019m not sure I believe it but whatever, it\u2019s still funny.<\/p>\n

\u00a0The soundtrack is a real winner. It includes cuts from The Cramps (\u201cSurfin\u2019 Dead\u201d), The Flesh Eaters (\u201cEyes Without a Face\u201d), The Damned (\u201cDead Beat Dance\u201d), SSQ (\u201cTonight (We\u2019ll Make Love Until We Die)) and the theme song \u201cPartytime\u201d by 45 Grave. It gives The Return of the Living Dead<\/strong> an anarchic feel. I like that O\u2019Bannon gives us punk rockers instead of your typical everyday horny half-wit teens. I have to say that Quigley is especially sexy; she gets naked and dances provocatively to \u201cTonight\u201d in the graveyard before the toxic rain falls.<\/p>\n

\u00a0The Return of the Living Dead<\/strong> really is a cool movie. It\u2019s funny and gross, silly and intelligent, scary and goofy. It\u2019s just fun. It\u2019s one of the best horror-comedies of the 80s which truly is a Golden Age of Horror.<\/p>\n

*= The Return of the Living Dead<\/strong> opened in theaters a month after Romero\u2019s Day of the Dead, the third movie in his Dead series.\"\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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