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\"\"Porky\u2019s<\/strong> (1982)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 20th<\/sup> Century Fox\/Comedy\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 RT: 97 minutes\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Rated R (pervasive strong sexual content, full frontal nudity, language, some violence- all involving teens)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Director: Bob Clark\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Screenplay: Bob Clark\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Music: Paul Zaza and Carl Zittrer\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cinematography: Reginald H. Morris\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Release date: March 19, 1982 (US)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cast: Dan Monahan, Mark Herrier, Wyatt Knight, Roger Wilson, Cyril O\u2019Reilly, Tony Ganios, Kaki Hunter, Kim Cattrall, Nancy Parsons, Scott Colomby, Boyd Gaines, Doug McGrath, Susan Clark, Art Hindle, Alex Karras, Chuck Mitchell, Eric Christmas, Bill Hindman, Wayne Maunder, John Henry Redwood, Jack Mulcahy, Rod Ball, Julian Bird, Bill Fuller, Will Knickerbocker, Bill Worman.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Box Office: $105.5M (US)<\/p>\n

Rating<\/strong>: ****<\/p>\n

\u00a0Let\u2019s call Porky\u2019s<\/strong> what it is, it\u2019s a dirty movie. It\u2019s also a very funny one. On a personal note, it\u2019s one of the first movies I snuck to see behind my parents\u2019 backs. I knew if I asked, the answer would be a hard no. Instead, I told them I was seeing Quest for Fire again when I went out that Saturday night (April 24, 1982) with an adult friend. At the time, it was the dirtiest movie I ever saw. It was also one of the funniest. I never laughed that hard at a movie before. Porky\u2019s<\/strong> will always remain my first taste of forbidden cinematic fruit.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Set in 1954, the plot concerns a group of Florida high school boys looking to lose their virginity. They are Pee Wee (Monahan), Billy (Herrier), Tommy (the late Knight), Mickey (Wilson), Tim (O\u2019Reilly) and Meat (Ganios). There\u2019s not a lot of action at Angel Beach High so they decide to go to Porky\u2019s, a redneck bar way out in the Everglades, to engage the services of prostitutes. In an early example of epic fail, Porky (Mitchell) takes their money and sends them into a dark room where he opens a trap door that dumps them into the swamp below his place. To make matters worse, the sheriff (Karras, Mongo from Blazing Saddles), also Porky\u2019s brother, damages their car, extorts what money they have left and sends them back to Angel Beach with a warning never to return. Hot-headed Mickey can\u2019t abide being humiliated like that so he keeps returning until Porky and his boys badly beat him. Then it\u2019s revenge time!<\/p>\n

\u00a0That\u2019s the main plot of Porky\u2019s<\/strong>, but it\u2019s not the only thing going on in it. When the boys aren\u2019t dealing with the Porky\u2019s situation, they\u2019re usually engaged in wholesome activities like peeking at naked girls in their locker room shower, playing pranks and trying to avoid run-ins with Miss Balbricker (Parson), the girls\u2019 gym teacher. She\u2019s a total killjoy who takes great delight in reporting students\u2019 and co-workers\u2019 misdeeds to Principal Carter (Christmas), a nervous type who stammers over anatomical references. She and Tommy have a running feud that reaches a head when she catches him red-handed (so to speak) exposing himself through a hole in the shower room wall. Yep, he sticks his \u201ctallywacker\u201d through the hole. When Balbricker spots the protruding member, she grabs and pulls it with all her might. Cue the collective \u201cOUCH!\u201d from all the male audience members (uh huh huh, members!).<\/p>\n

\u00a0There\u2019s also something of a feud between Pee Wee and Wendy Williams (Hunter), a girl with a reputation for being the class slut. The guys set them up on a date so Pee Wee could finally lose his virginity and it didn\u2019t go as planned. There\u2019s also tension between bigoted Tim and a Jewish student named Brian Schwartz (Colomby, Caddyshack). Tim is the way he is because of his abusive, bigoted father (Maunder), a real piece of work who loves bullying and beating his son in front of his friends. It\u2019s okay, he eventually gets his. New gym coach Roy Brackett (Gaines) is determined to find out why they call female coach Miss Honeywell (Cattrall, Sex and the City) \u201cLassie\u201d. Hint, it isn\u2019t because she likes dog biscuits.<\/p>\n

\u00a0For all its dirty-mindedness, Porky\u2019s<\/strong> is one of the funniest movies about teens and sex. Directed by Bob Clark (Black Christmas), it\u2019s the one that gave rise to the wave of teen sex comedies that followed in the wake of its success over the next couple of years (e.g. Zapped, The Last American Virgin, Joysticks, Spring Break, Screwballs, My Tutor, Private School, Hardbodies, etc.). An unfortunate side effect, some might say. I wouldn\u2019t say since I like those movies too. I know, it sounds awful for a middle-aged man to admit he likes movies in which degenerate pervert teen boys ogle and leer while nubile teen girls walk by. In their defense, they\u2019re a lot funnier than most of the crap that passes for comedy these days. At least they didn\u2019t try and pass themselves off as something more than what they really were. They had a sense of pride and, dare I say, purity of form.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Monahan is good as Pee Wee, the horniest one of the bunch. He\u2019s a regular \u201cReady Eddie\u201d this guy. He disrobes in record time when it looks like he might finally score. It turns out to be an elaborate prank cooked up by Billy, Tommy and Mickey. It involves a woman named Cherry Forever (Clark, Mrs. Alex Karras) and a big black dude with a machete. Parsons is a riot as Balbricker, a character less enlightened types might call a \u201cbull dyke\u201d. Her scene in the principal\u2019s office is a true comic highlight. The expression on Carter\u2019s face as Balbricker requests a police line-up to identify the offending penis (it has a mole on it) is priceless. The male gym teachers cracking up in the background make it even funnier. Mitchell is perfect as Porky, the meanest, vilest redneck you\u2019ll ever meet this side of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It\u2019s the perfect name for him; he really is a pig*.<\/p>\n

\u00a0But you know what? It\u2019s pointless to comment on things like acting, character development or artistic merit in a movie like Porky\u2019s<\/strong>. It wasn\u2019t made to win awards to make some brilliant statement on human nature (unless that statement is all teen boys are leering horny toads). It\u2019s a sleazy comedy with lots of nudity and dirty jokes. If I may be crude for a moment, there\u2019s more beaver than the entire state of Oregon. It has gags involving giant condoms, male and female genitalia and very loud orgasms. It\u2019s not particularly well-made. It may or may not be art, but whatever it is, it worked. It made a lot of money at the box office (at the time, it was a big deal for an R-rated movie to break the $100 million barrier) and spawned two sequels. Some may think it sad that I still find Porky\u2019s<\/strong> funny, but film is a subjective medium. One man\u2019s trash is another man\u2019s treasure. Porky\u2019s<\/strong> is both.<\/p>\n

*= I humbly apologize to pigs for the unfair comparison. No offense intended.\"\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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