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\"\"Jack Frost <\/strong>(1997)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A-Pix Entertainment\/Horror-Comedy\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 RT: 89 minutes\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Rated R (language, graphic violence, rape, nudity, sexual content)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Director: Michael Cooney\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Screenplay: Michael Cooney and Jeremy Paige\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Music: Chris Anderson and Carl Schurtz\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cinematography: Dean Lent\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Release date: January 1, 1997 (US)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cast: Christopher Allport, Scott McDonald, Stephen Mendel, F. William Parker, Eileen Seeley, Rob LaBelle, Marsha Clark, Shannon Elizabeth, Zack Eginton, Jack Lindine, Kelly Jean Peters, Chip Heller, Brian Leckner, Darren O. Campbell, Paul Keith, Charles C. Stevenson, Nathan Hague.\u00a0 \u00a0 Box Office: N\/A<\/p>\n

Rating<\/strong>: ***<\/p>\n

\u00a0Parents, PLEASE don\u2019t confuse this Jack Frost<\/strong> with the same-titled 1998 family movie starring Michael Keaton as a father who comes back to life as a snowman. I\u2019m afraid this is a horse of a different color and will surely replace the visions of sugar plums in children\u2019s heads with horrific nightmares.<\/p>\n

\u00a0This version of Jack Frost<\/strong> also features a walking, talking snowman, but what he\u2019s spreading sure isn\u2019t Christmas joy. The snowman in question is actually the physical manifestation of a brutal serial killer who died in a car accident, but managed to come back to life thanks to the miracle of governmental genetic research. I\u2019ll explain more about that in a moment.<\/p>\n

\u00a0I first saw Jack Frost<\/strong> on cable TV in the late 90s, but it mustn\u2019t have made much of an impression on me since I didn\u2019t recall too much about it as I sat down to rewatch it this past weekend. I pressed play expecting the worst, but I ended up enjoying it thoroughly. This movie is a freaking riot! I haven\u2019t laughed this hard at a so-called horror movie since Leprechaun (1993). The two movies actually have a lot in common- they\u2019re both holiday-themed, both depict a symbolic figure (representative of their respective holidays) as a wise-cracking homicidal maniac and both movies feature a now-popular actress at the beginning of her career. Jennifer Aniston (Friends) appeared in Leprechaun; Shannon Elizabeth (the American Pie movies) has a supporting role in Jack Frost<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

\u00a0I realize I\u2019m putting my credibility on the line by admitting I like Jack Frost<\/strong>, a film that has all the makings of a bona fide stinker- terrible special effects, subpar acting, goofy dialogue and one of the silliest plots EVER! Guess what? That\u2019s precisely why this movie works. The audience should know what to expect upon hearing the words \u201ckiller snowman\u201d. Here\u2019s a hint, it ain\u2019t Meet Me in St. Louis!<\/p>\n

\u00a0As the movie begins, a state vehicle is transferring serial killer Jack Frost (McDonald, Water for Elephants) to his execution through a severe blizzard. Thanks to hazardous road conditions, the vehicle collides with a tanker truck full of an unknown acid. Jack survives the crash, but gets doused with the acid which melts his skin and seemingly kills him. What actually happens is that his genetic material fuses with the snow and causes him to come back to life as a giant mutant snowman.<\/p>\n

\u00a0It happens right outside the small town of Snowmonton (get it?), the same town where Jack was apprehended by Sheriff Sam Tiler (Allport, Dead & Buried) after a five-year murder spree that claimed the lives of 38 victims. The sheriff is still haunted by the threats of vengeance made by Jack towards his family and the whole town after his sentencing. Well, it looks as though Jack is going to make good on those threats. He starts by snapping the neck of an old man sitting in a rocking chair and it just goes downhill from there.<\/p>\n

\u00a0The first murder attracts the attention of Agent Manners (Mendel) who\u2019s obviously more interested in covering something up than solving the case. Naturally, he keeps Tiler in the dark about what\u2019s really going on and has him try to keep the townspeople under control and out of his way. Meanwhile, Jack claims several more victims before the sheriff finally understands what\u2019s going on in his jurisdiction. Then it\u2019s a matter of stopping the seemingly unstoppable killer snowman. You would think that something like this would be easy (just thaw him out, yes?), but you\u2019d be dead wrong. Jack can melt and refreeze at will. Remember, the water molecules are genetically altered. I can\u2019t believe I just wrote that sentence with a straight face. Hell, I can\u2019t believe I\u2019m writing this whole review with a straight face.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Okay, Jack Frost<\/strong> is incredibly goofy! I\u2019m 99.5% certain we\u2019re not supposed to take it seriously, but you never really know what\u2019s going through the minds of some of these filmmakers. It\u2019s quite possible director Cooney set out to make a serious horror film and things changed along the way. Over the years, Jack Frost<\/strong> has developed a cult following and it\u2019s easy to see why. No matter how you slice it, it\u2019s a whole lot of frozen baloney. It\u2019s a bad movie! I LOVE IT! Well, maybe love is too strong a term; I like it enough to award it three stars. If nothing else, everybody involved has a lot of chutzpah<\/em>. You\u2019d have to in order to successfully pull off something like this.<\/p>\n

\u00a0Now for the most important things. It has a good-sized body count (12 by my count) and a decent amount of splatter. The murders are certainly creative. The highlights include the following: a boy gets decapitated by a sled, a woman gets crucified on a Christmas tree, a man gets an axe handle shoved down his throat, Jack Frost shoots an icicle projectile through a boy\u2019s eye, people get stabbed with icicles, one guy dies by way of \u201cfrostbite\u201d (JF has icicle fangs!) and a young girl gets screwed to death by Jack (yet another handy use for a carrot!).<\/p>\n

\u00a0The acting in Jack Frost<\/strong> is really bad, but I get the feeling nobody involved considered delivering an Oscar-worthy performance at any time. The dialogue is hilariously bad; I haven\u2019t heard this many puns about snow and ice since Batman & Robin (that one actually came later, but never mind). Jack gets off groan-worthy one-liners like answering \u201cWell, it ain\u2019t f***ng Frosty!\u201d when a scared soon-to-be victim asks \u201cWhat the hell are you?\u201d At one point, Jack refers to himself as the \u201cworld\u2019s most pissed-off snow cone!\u201d\u00a0 Okay, just one more groaner, Jack quips, \u201cIs it cold in here or is it just me?\u201d (wahh wahh wahh!). One of the best bad lines (the kind only heard in schlock movies like this) has to be when Sheriff Tiler says, \u201cLook, I just saw something that doesn\u2019t belong in this world and it\u2019s out there killing my friends. Now, tell me what it is!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u00a0As for the killer snowman, he makes anything by Ray Harryhausen look much more realistic by comparison. The effects clearly illustrate the movie\u2019s lack of a budget. It\u2019s cool though, low budget movies tend to be more fun than the ones with $100M+ budgets. Jack Frost<\/strong> is a whole lot of good unclean holiday fun. It\u2019s absolutely made to be watched with a boisterous crowd at a midnight screening. It definitely merits an annual viewing around the holidays. Snow kidding, it\u2019s a true holiday guilty pleasure. Sorry, I couldn\u2019t resist. Heh heh heh!\"\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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